Call 1-800-ARE YOU SLAPPING
i’m a simple man
i see my dog
i kiss him
i kiss him


ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT KISSES FOR GOOD BOY
The udders falling off is honestly the funniest part like imagine getting into a fight and someone slaps ya tiddies off of your body, like wyd then?
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
“Ye”
I wanna be this kind of mom okay
I never want my little ones to doubt that they can come ask me for stuff like this <3
wanna be a Good Mom <3
What’s great about the Paddington films is that they are unashamedly nice. They are nice films about a nice bear who get taken in by a nice family, and goes around London being nice to people and they become nicer by osmosis.
Your hellhound is so sad, throw him the femur of a sinner already
LET HIM FEED
He needs his satanic shmackos
HELL DOGGOS NEED NOMS TOO
watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards
@ everyone in my notes

hi i was and still am very confused by the time period of sex education. like yes i know it is set in 2019 but still. the clothes, the home, and the overall aesthetic just scream 70s to me. i’m confused but completely enjoy as i am a whore for a 70s aesthetic